{"title":"Towels That Get People Talking","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome towels dry you off. These towels create stories.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShop funny beach towels and adult gag gifts for pool parties, bachelor and bachelorette weekends, girls’ trips, and birthdays. Choose original or censored cartoon body designs, with brown skin tone options available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach towel in this collection is 30\" × 60\". Compare the product photos and choose your preferred design before adding it to your cart. Looking for a little more cover? Explore the censored editions—same questionable sense of humor, a little more editing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind the towel that matches your favorite bad influence. Yourself included.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-original-dick-towel™-funny-beach-towel-hilarious-novelty-gift-for-pool-parties-bachelor-parties-beach-vacations","title":"Original Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour beach bag has made a questionable decision.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Original Dick Towel is a funny beach towel for adults who think boring stripes are a missed opportunity. Bring the uncensored novelty design to a beach weekend, pool party, or bachelor trip and let the towel handle the introductions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: uncensored edition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelor parties, beach weekends, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the censored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-censored-dick-towel-the-beach-towel-that-almost-shouldnt-exist\"\u003eSee the Censored Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":50891597611175,"sku":"69813587566530648985","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/20260617150157-1f16a5d7-c3ed-665e-92c2-faaf1ebc7d22.png?v=1781709325"},{"product_id":"the-censored-dick-towel-the-beach-towel-that-almost-shouldnt-exist","title":"Censored Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame bad judgment. A little more editing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Censored Dick Towel is a funny beach towel with a censored design that keeps the joke obvious. A cheeky adult gag gift for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, and friends who pack their sense of humor first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: censored edition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e52% polyester and 48% cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cotton loop backing; one-sided print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelor parties, beach weekends, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the uncensored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-original-dick-towel%E2%84%A2-funny-beach-towel-hilarious-novelty-gift-for-pool-parties-bachelor-parties-beach-vacations\"\u003eSee the Original Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":50922969989287,"sku":"28343973490377000519","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_15_2026_05_18_01_PM.png?v=1782745922"},{"product_id":"female-dick-towel-funny-nude-illusion-beach-towel-snarky-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-party-poolside-laughs","title":"Female Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome women bring class to the beach. You brought this towel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Female Dick Towel pairs a cartoon female body design with a very questionable sense of humor. This funny beach towel is an adult gag gift for bachelorette weekends, girls’ trips, and the friend whose response to “Please behave” is “Define behave.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: uncensored edition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the censored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/female-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-party-girls-trip-gift\"\u003eSee the Female Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":51626989322407,"sku":"17509042028940525340","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/female_dick_towels.jpg?v=1793280153"},{"product_id":"dick-towel-brown-skin-tone-funny-nude-illusion-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-bachelor-party-pool-party-humor","title":"Brown Skin Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll the audacity. 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Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the censored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brown-skin-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-bachelor-party-gift-poolside-prank\"\u003eSee the Brown Skin Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":51626994172071,"sku":"59384806383185469382","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/dick_towels_brown_skin.jpg?v=1793279982"},{"product_id":"female-dick-towel-brown-skin-tone-funny-nude-illusion-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-girls-trip-gift","title":"Brown Skin Female Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCover yourself. 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Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the censored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brown-skin-female-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-girls-trip-gift\"\u003eSee the Brown Skin Female Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":51626996924583,"sku":"24742239794101922424","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/mock_up_1.jpg?v=1793234288"},{"product_id":"brown-skin-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-bachelor-party-gift-poolside-prank","title":"Brown Skin Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestionable taste. 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An adult gag gift for bachelor weekends, pool parties, or a white elephant exchange that has seen enough scented candles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: censored edition, brown skin tone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial varies by fulfillment provider: 52% polyester \/ 48% cotton for SPOKE and Printify Choice US; 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester for Printify Choice EU.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cotton loop backing; one-sided print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYes, the censor blocks come with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are printed directly on the actual towel, not removable stickers or overlays added only to the listing photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelor parties, beach weekends, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the uncensored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dick-towel-brown-skin-tone-funny-nude-illusion-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-bachelor-party-pool-party-humor\"\u003eSee the Brown Skin Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":51642377470119,"sku":"20682221184124524160","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/Censored_brown_skin_dick_Towel.jpg?v=1793235773"},{"product_id":"female-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-party-girls-trip-gift","title":"Female Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe’s a lady. 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Give it as a bachelorette gift, pack it for a girls’ trip, or surprise the birthday girl with no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: censored edition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial varies by fulfillment provider: 52% polyester \/ 48% cotton for SPOKE and Printify Choice US; 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester for Printify Choice EU.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cotton loop backing; one-sided print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYes, the censor blocks come with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are printed directly on the actual towel, not removable stickers or overlays added only to the listing photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. Adult humor; choose the design that suits your crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your level of questionable\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the uncensored design? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/female-dick-towel-funny-nude-illusion-beach-towel-snarky-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-party-poolside-laughs\"\u003eSee the Female Dick Towel – Funny Beach Towel\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/towels-that-get-people-talking\"\u003eShop all funny beach towels\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":51642398965927,"sku":"81375491171043520775","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9613\/1751\/files\/female_dick_towel_censored_mock_up_3.jpg?v=1793235451"},{"product_id":"brown-skin-female-dick-towel-censored-edition-funny-beach-towel-adult-gag-gift-for-her-bachelorette-girls-trip-gift","title":"Brown Skin Female Dick Towel – Censored Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little modesty. 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A funny beach towel for girls’ trips, bachelorette weekends, and delightfully inappropriate adult gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30\" × 60\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: censored edition, brown skin tone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial varies by fulfillment provider: 52% polyester \/ 48% cotton for SPOKE and Printify Choice US; 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester for Printify Choice EU.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cotton loop backing; one-sided print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYes, the censor blocks come with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are printed directly on the actual towel, not removable stickers or overlays added only to the listing photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGift it to your favorite bad influence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful pick for bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges. 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